A friend was in front of me coming out of
church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always was to shake hands.
He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, "You
need to join the Army of the Lord!"
My friend replied, "I'm already in the
Army of the Lord, Pastor."
So the Pastor questioned, "Then how
come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?"