Three Pastors from the south were having
lunch in a diner. One said, "Ya know, since summer started I've been having trouble
with bats in my loft and attic at church. I've tried everything-noise, spray, cats-nothing
seems to scare them away.
Another said, "Yea, me too. I've got
hundreds living in my belfry and in the attic. I've even had the place fumigated, and they
won't go away."
The third said, "I baptized all mine,
and made them members of the church... Haven't seen one back since!"