SAYINGS
OF BIBLICAL MOTHERS
* "Samson! Get your hand out of that
lion. You don't know where it's been!"
* "David! I told you not to play in
the house with that sling! Go practice your harp. We pay good money for those
lessons!"
* "Abraham! Stop wandering around the
countryside and get home for supper!"
* "Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego!
Leave those clothes outside, you smell like a dirty ol' furnace!"
* "Cain! Get off your brother! You're
going to kill him some day!"
* "Noah! No, you can't keep them! I
told you, don't bring home any more strays!"
* "Gideon! Have you been hiding in
that wine press again? Look at your clothes!"
* "James and John! No more burping
contests at the dinner table, please. People are going to call you the sons of
thunder!"
* "Judas! Have you been in my purse
again?"
* "Jesus! Do you think you were born
in a barn?"
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