WAYS
A CHURCH CHOIR DIRECTOR TELLS SOMEONE THEY
CAN'T SING
* "I'm sorry, we've run out of
robes."
* "We need strong singers like you in
the congregation to help them sing the hymns."
* "I wouldn't want you to strain your
voice."
* "Did you know singing can aggravate
sinus problems?"
* "We still need good people for the
handbell choir."
* "Here's a book on spiritual gifts,
why don't you look through it and we can find another place in the church for you to
effectively minister."
* "It's a shame composers don't write
more songs in your style."
* "You have a unique range - you hit
both notes well."
* "Did you know there is a new Bible
study starting the same night as choir practice, I think you'd get a lot from it."
* "You have excellent posture."
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