THE DONKEY
A preacher wanted to raise money for his
church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase one
and enter it in the races. However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was
so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead.
He figured that since he had it, he might
as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third! The
next day the local paper carried this headline: PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS
The preacher was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won. The paper read: PREACHER'S ASS
OUT IN FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The paper
headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS
This was too much for the Bishop, so he
ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher decided to give it to a nun in
a nearby convent. The paper headline the next day read: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN
The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun
that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.00. The
next day the headline read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00
This was too much for the Bishop, so he
ordered the nun to buy back the donkey, lead it to the plains where it could run wild and
free. The next day, the headline in the paper read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE
The Bishop was buried the next day.
 
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