There was a religious lady that had to do a
lot of traveling for her business, so she did a lot of flying. Flying made her very,
very nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her to read as it helped relax her
on the long flights.
One time, she was sitting next to a
man. When he saw her pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and smirk and went
back to what he was doing.
After awhile, he turned to her and
asked, "You don't really believe all that stuff in there do you?"
The lady replied, "Of course I
do. It is the Bible."
He said, "Well, what about that
guy that was swallowed by that whale?"
She replied, "Oh, Jonah.
Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible."
He asked, "Well, how do you
suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?"
The lady said, "Well, I don't
really know. I guess when I get to heaven, I will ask him."
"What if he isn't in heaven?" the
man asked sarcastically.
