GOING
TO HEAVEN
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal,
and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
The man said, "I do Father."
The priest said, "Then stand over
there against the wall."
Then the priest asked the second man,
"Do you want to go to heaven?"
"Certainly, Father," was the
man's reply.
"Then stand over there against the
wall," said the priest.
Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and
said, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
O'Toole said, "No, I don't
Father."
The priest said, "I don't believe
this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?"
O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I
thought you were getting a group together to go right now."
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