The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts
were in a three-way plane crash over the Atlantic Ocean. Tragically, they all died and
went to the pearly gates together.
"Oh, this is terrible," exclaims
St. Peter, "I know you guys think we summoned you here, but this is just one of those
coincidences that happen. St. Peter was fretting, "Since we weren't expecting you,
your quarters just aren't ready. We can't take you in just yet and we can't send you
back."
Then he got an idea. He picked up the
phone, "Lucifer, this is Pete. Hey, I got these three guys up here. They're ours, but
we weren't expecting them, and we gotta fix the place up for 'em. I was hoping you could
put them up for a while. It'll only be a couple of days. I'll owe you one."
Reluctantly, the Devil agreed. BUT..... Two
days later... "Pete, this is Lucifer. Hey you gotta come get these three clowns. This
Pope fellow is forgiving everybody, the Graham guy is saving everybody, and that Oral
Roberts has raised enough money to buy air conditioning."
