One bright, beautiful Sunday morning,
everyone in tiny Jonestown woke up early and went to their local church. Before the
service started, the townspeople sat in their pews and talked about their lives, their
families, etc.
Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appeared!
Everyone started screaming and ran for the
front entrance, trampling each other in their determined efforts to get away from the Evil
Incarnate. Soon, everyone was evacuated from the church except for one man, who sat calmly
in his pew, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.
This confused Satan a bit. Satan walks up
to the man and said, "Hey, don't you know who I am?"
The man said, "Yep, sure do."
Satan said, "Well, aren't you afraid
of me?"
The man said, "Nope, sure ain't."
Satan, perturbed, said, "And why
aren't you afraid of me?"
The man said, "Well, I've been married
to your sister for 25 years."
