A gentleman had been trying for years to
meet the Pope. Finally, his wish was granted. When the gentleman approached the Pope he
said, "Your Eminence, I am so happy to be given this chance to speak with you and I
would like to tell you a joke before I start."
The Pope replied, "Of course my son.
Go ahead and tell your joke."
The gentleman continued, "There were
these two Pollacks and..."
The Pope interrupted, "My son, do you
realize that I am Polish?"