YOU
MIGHT BE A PREACHER IF...
* Everybody stops talking when you enter
the room.
* You've ever "fudged" the truth
at a funeral.
* You always read the obituaries.
* You've ever suffered anxiety attack while
playing Bible Trivia Pursuit.
* You wonder why people who have some time
to kill want to spend it with you.
* You get your second wind when you say
"And in conclusion·"
* The ideas you bounce off board members
really do.
* Your car tires are balding faster than
your head.
* You wish someone would steal some of your
sheep.
* You've seen more religion at a pool hall
than you've seen at a Church cricket match.
* Your Bible has more side notes than
printed text.
* "Annual Church Meeting" and
"Armageddon" are one and the same to you.
* You jiggle all the toilet handles before
you leave the church building.
 
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