A man walked into the ladies department of
a Macy's, one of the largest department store chains. He shyly walked up to the
woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."
"What type of bra?" asked
the clerk.
"Type?" inquires the man,
"There is more than one type?"
"Look Around," said the
saleslady, as she showed him a sea of bras in every shape, size color and material.
Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three types of
bras," replied the salesclerk.
Confused, the man asked what were the
types.
The saleslady replied, "The
Catholic type, the Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you
need?"
Still confused the man asked,
"What is the difference between them?"
The lady responded, "It is all
really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts
up the fallen, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills."
