Three hookers are comparing notes about
their customers from the night before.
"I entertained a cowboy last
night," says the first.
"How did you know he was a
cowboy?" asks the second.
"Well, he wore a cowboy hat, cowboy
boots, and kept both the hat and the boots on all the time we were together."
"Sounds like a cowboy, all
right," the others say.
"I entertained a lawyer,"
announces the second. "I could tell because he wore a three piece suit and packed a
briefcase. He wore the vest of the suit and hung on to the briefcase all the time."
They agree he sounded like a lawyer.
"I had a dirt farmer for a
client," comments the third.
"How could you possibly know he was a
dirt farmer?" she is asked.
"First he complained it was too dry,
then he whined it was too wet, then he asked if he could pay me in the fall."
