THE
ABC'S OF EX-LOVERS
A is for the automobile
which he doesn't own.
B is also for brain, which
was located between his legs.
C is for the commitment
that was never there.
D is for the dildo he
didn't know I had.
E is for ego. His was
bigger than a hot air balloon.
F is for his faithfulness,
as long as there wasn't something or someone better to do.
G is also for the spot he
could never find!
H is for laughter (HA!
HA!) the last sound he heard from me as he was walking out the door.
I is for impotent which is
what I told everyone he was.
J is for jugular, the one
I'd love to sever.
K is for kinky, he always
started without me.
L is for love in most
cases, but exceptions have been made, L is for LOSER in this case, along with LUSH and
LITTLE DICK.
M is for MAN. Has anyone
been able to find one? Have you ever met one? Do you know where any are?
N is for the narcotics. He
drove me past alcohol.
O is for the orgasms he
thought he made me have.
P is for PAYBACKS.
Remember they are HELL!
Q is for queer. I
sometimes wonder if he is.
R is for the hopeless
romantic he said he was. He was half right. He was hopeless, not to mention worthless.
S is also for satisfied,
which he rarely made me feel.
T is for typical. Typical
little boy playing at being a man.
U is also for the ugly
girl he is dating now.
V is for the voodoo doll I
made of him.
W is for wife, the one he
said he didn't have.
X is what he is to me
now!!!!
Y is for WHY the hell did
I ever get involved with him.
Z isn't for anything, just
like him, he ain't anything either.
 
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