ALIEN
SEX
One night, the waitress in a bar was a bit
unsettled that a strange looking man who sat quietly drinking at the bar always seemed to
be looking at her intently. Finally, he got up enough nerve to speak to her.
"You are the most beautiful thing I've
ever seen. I do hope you don't mind my looking at you."
She told him she would rather he didn't
look so hard and that she didn't consider herself that special.
"Well, you see I am from a far away
planet, sent here to observe some things here and I have to go back tonight. So you see, I
really haven't seen anyone like you before. Please just let me look."
So she said ok, although she thought he was
a little nuts. He did mind his manners, didn't get drunk, and just sat quietly looking.
When it was time to close the bar, he
prepared to leave, then walked back to the waitress.
"I know this is strange, but would you
please let me see your tits? I've never seen anything like this and it would mean so very
much to me if I could go home and tell the guys all about you."
Since everyone but the owner had left and
he was in the back room, she finally gave in and unbuttoned her blouse and pulled her tits
out of her bra.
"Oh my goodness, that is wonderful!
Thank you! Thank you! You don't know how much this means to me!" When she started to
gather her clothes around her again, he asked shyly, "Please, please, let me just
touch your tits. It would mean so much to me to be able to tell all the guys about how
wonderful you are."
After a little consideration, she allowed
him to touch. He was very gentle and she was beginning to get stirred up by this alien.
Then he asked her if she would allow him to make love to her.
Since she was beginning to fancy that
notion, she agreed right away. To her surprise, however, he placed his right forefinger in
the middle of her forehead quite firmly. As he did so, she could see the passion on his
face and he called out, "Aah, ahh, aaaahhhhh."
Then he took his finger from her forehead.
Astonished, she asked him if he'd like to do it again.
Looking at his curled up forefinger, he
replied, "Yes, but I'll have to wait a little while."
 
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