There was this guy sunbathing in the nude
at the beach. Well, this little girl comes up to him, so he covers his private parts with
a newspaper.
The little girl says, "What's under
there?"
So the man answers, "A bird."
The girl goes away and the man falls
asleep. When he wakes up, he is in a hospital and in great pain.
A doctor comes up to his bed and asks,
"What happened?"
The man answers, "I don't know. I was
at the beach and I fell asleep after talking to a little girl."
So the doctor tells this to the Police, and
they go to the beach to find any witnesses. When they get there, they see the little girl
the man was talking about. So they ask her if she did anything to the man.
She answers, "I didn't do anything to
the man, but while he was sleeping, I played with his bird. After a while, it spit at me,
so I broke its neck, burned its nest, and smashed all its eggs!!"
