Two men camping in the mountains had spent
four days together and they were getting a little testy.
One morning, the first friend says,
"You know, we're starting to get on each other's nerves. Why don't we split up today.
I'll hike north and spend the day looking around, you hike south and spend the day. Then
tonight, we'll have dinner and share our experiences over the campfire."
The second friend agrees and hikes south.
The first man hikes north.
That night over dinner, the first man tells
his story. "Today I hiked into a beautiful valley. I followed a stream up into a
canyon and ate lunch. Then I swam in a crystal clear mountain lake. As I sat out and
dried, I watched deer come and drink from the stream. The wildflowers were filled with
butterflies and hawks floated all day overhead. How was your day?"
The second friend says, "I went south
and ran across a set of railroad tracks. I followed them until I came across a beautiful
young woman tied to the tracks. I cut the ropes off, gently lifted her off the tracks and
we had sex in every imaginable way all afternoon. Finally, when I was so tired I could
barely move, I came back to camp."
"Wow!!" the first guy exclaimed,
"Your day was MUCH better than mine. Did you get a blow job, too?"
"Nah," says the second friend
over his meal, "I couldn't find her head."
