DATING
TIPS
The Franklin Factor: Early
to bed and early to rise means it's time to meet more guys.
The Rat Race: If there's
one rat in a room full of nice men, he'll hit on you first.
The Eyeglass Prescription:
Don't wear your glasses on a blind date. You'll look better, and he will too.
The Ring Rule: A watched
telephone never rings.
The Creep Call: Never pick
up the phone on Saturday night. It's a call from a creep you told you were busy.
The Fishing Forecast: They
say there are lots of good fish in the sea. But who wants to go out with a fish?
The Psychological Prognosis:
Love is a form of temporary insanity curable only by marriage.
The Rope Trick: Give a man
enough rope and he'll lasso another woman.
Mind Over Matter: No one
ever falls in love with another person's mind at a cocktail party.
The Fault Finder: The
faster way to discover all your bad habits is to move in with your lover.
The Unintended Result: 1)
Men's desire for sex sometimes results in intimacy. 2) Women's desire for intimacy often
results in sex.
The Rabbit Rule: Only
newlyweds and liars make love every day.
The Dangle Doctrine: You
can't keep a good man down.
Twain's Truth: Familiarity
breeds children.
The Fertility Factor:
Women are only fertile a few days each month... unless they're single.
The Preparation Predicament:
The longer you spend in the bathroom preparing for sex, the more likely he's fallen asleep
by the time you're ready.
 
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