DICTIONARY
OF DATING
DATING: The process of
spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a
person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in
the future.
EASY: A term used to
describe a woman who has the morals of a man.
EYE CONTACT: A method
utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite
being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not
necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not
located in her chest.
FRIEND: A member of the
opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her
totally unappealing.
INDIFFERENCE: A woman's
feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get."
IRRITATING HABIT: What the
endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after
a few months together.
NYMPHOMANIAC: A man's term
for a woman who wants to do it more often than he does.
SOBER: A condition in
which it is almost impossible to fall in love.
ATTRACTION: The act of
associating horniness with a particular person.
LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT: What
occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.
LAW OF RELATIVITY: How
attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your
date is.
 
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