A guy starts a new job, and the boss says,
"If you marry my daughter, I'll make you a partner, give you an expense account, a
Mercedes, and a million dollar annual salary."
The guy says, "What's wrong with
her?"
The boss shows him a picture, and she's
hideous.
The boss says, "It's only fair to tell
you, she's not only ugly, she's as dumb as a wall."
The guy says, "I don't care what you
offer me, it ain't worth it."
The boss says, "I'll give you a five
million dollar salary and build you a mansion on Long Island."
The guy accepts, figuring he can put a bag
over her head when they have sex.
About a year later, the guy buys an
original Van Gogh and he's about to hang it on the wall.
He climbs a ladder and yells to his wife,
"Bring me a hammer."
She mumbles, "Get the hammer. Get the
hammer," and she fetches the hammer.
The guy says, "Get me some
nails."
She mumbles, "Get the nails. Get the
nails," and she gets him some nails.
The guys starts hammering a nail into the
wall, he hits his thumb, and he yells, "Fuck!"
