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14) Snow White, Seven Dwarfs and a Webcam

13) The Knave Who Choked The Warrior Coach But Is Still Getting Many Pieces Of Gold

12) How To Make $5,000 A Week In Your Spare Time

11) Rapennzoil

10) The Emperor's New Clothes from International Male

9) Booty and the Priest

8) The Supermodel and the Top 5 Contributor

7) Little Red Clitoral Hood

6) Bubba and the Slippery Zipper

5) Johnny Leatherpants and His Magic Nipple Clamps

4) Rumpledforeskin

3) The Ogres of Madison County

2) GoldieHawn and the 3 Plastic Surgeons

1) The Little Engine That Never Will (because the lazy bastard's been a disappointment to me and his mother since day one!)

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