While waiting at a bus stop for a bus, a
woman stepped onto a weight machine that told your fortune and weight for a quarter. She
put a quarter in, and out came a card that read, "Your age is 32, You weigh 135 lbs.,
and you play the fiddle."
She found the fortune amusing, since she
didn't play the fiddle, but it did have her age correct. About that time, an old gentleman
walked up carrying a fiddle. She asked him if she could see his fiddle. He agreed, and to
their amazement, she started playing the fiddle with great natural skill. She wondered if
the fortune machine had actually known something about her that she didn't. She thought
about it, and decided to try the weight machine again. She put another quarter in the
machine, and out comes the card that reads: "Your age is 32, you weigh 135 lbs., and
you have gastritis."
She found this one to be absurd, as she was
in perfect health, so she goes back to the bus-stop to wait for her bus. While sitting
there, she develops abdominal pains that continue to get worse until all of a sudden she
farts. She wondered about the fortune, and again was curious if the machine was capable of
knowing stuff about her that she didn't know. She puts another quarter in the machine, and
out comes a card that reads: "Your age is 32, you weigh 135 lbs., and you are about
to have sex."
She laughed out loud, as she had been
trying to find a decent guy to screw for weeks, with no luck. She is sitting there waiting
for the bus,when this attractive young man sits down and immediately their eyes locked,
and they both knew that they were right for each other. They quickly ducked down an alley
and began to screw like two teenagers. The woman was so simply amazed at the ability of
the machine, that she had to try it one more time. She stood on the machine, put her last
quarter in, and out came a card that read: "Your age is 32, you weigh 135 lbs.,you've
fiddled, you've farted, you've screwed around, and now you've missed your bus."
