- Watching a nature show where animals
fornicate, he keeps winking and doing the eyebrow thing.
- When you ask him what kind of car he
likes to drive, he solemnly replies, "The skin bus to tuna town," and then
laughs until he cries.
- You note that integrity is so important
in a man, he notes that what he looks for in a "chick " is "you know."
- He whispers, "You're
beautiful," to your thighs, then glances up at your face and says, "Oh you,
too."
- When you comment on the rarity of men
these days who seek mature relationships, he giggles quite a bit.
- In conversation with others, he refers to
you as his "quality tail."
- Washing dishes after you've cooked him
dinner for the first time, you reach behind you to take the paper towels off the
paper-towel rod and then realize that you don't own a paper-towel rod.
- When you're insulted by his
"motel" suggestion at the end of your first date, he looks impressed and says,
"Hotel?"
- When you proudly recount your glorious
high school valedictory speech to him, he praises "your multi-talented mouth."
- When you tell him what you do for a
living, he stares at your breasts and loudly asks, "What do they do?"
