This little boy walks into a whorehouse
with fifty buck in one hand, and a dead duck in the other. He walks up to the madam, and
tells her he wants to buy the nastiest, cheesiest, sluttiest whore she's got!
The madam, a little taken back by this,
asks the little boy why he would want such a thing.
So he tells her he wants to catch the
herpes.
She asks him what for?
So he tells her, that he wants to catch the
herpes, so he can go home and give them to his sister.
The madam, totally flabbergasted, asks him
to repeat what he just said.
So he says, "Thats right! I want to
catch the herpes, so I can go home and give them to my sister, then she can give them to
my dad, then he can give them to my mom and then my mom can give them to the mailman,
cause thats the son of a bitch that killed my duck!!!"
