MEDIEVAL
PICK-UP LINES
- "Hey, Princess, you wouldn't happen
to know where a lonely knight could scabbard his sword, would you?"
- "Been there, slain that."
- "What's a nice maiden like you doing
in a dungeon like this?"
- "They don't call me Lance-A-Lot for
nothing, you know."
- "When the Inquisition put me on the
rack, my limbs weren't the only thing they stretched."
- "Dost thou know? That chastity belt
of yours would look great on my sleeping chambers floor."
- Wench: "What's that sound?"
Knight: "That's just the sound of my chain mail drawers expanding."
- "Thou hast hit on me harder than the
black plague!"
- "Your hovel or mine?"
- "Pardon me, madam, but wouldeth thou
like to see my long sword in action?"
- "Dost thou practice safe hex?"
- "Milady, it's not the size of the
wand that matters, but the magic within."
- "I have the key to your chastity
belt and you have the key to my heart."
- "You should be glad I'm not a
Viking."
- "You would have been ravaged and
plundered by now."
- "I lost my leg in battle. Guess what
I'm walking on!"
- "Yes, fair maiden, I am indeed a
wizard. Shall I make your clothes disappear?"
- "You won't believe this but St.
George just appeared to me in a vision and told me that I must bed you...the fate of
England depends is on it!!"
- "I'm really a prince cursed by an
evil witch. Tell me, do you have sex with frogs?"
- "My! But you are a beautiful damsel
in distress! Allow me to help you out of it."
- "I've been VERY NAUGHTY. You'll have
to put me in the stocks and...er...PUNISH me, now won't you?"
- "You know, I was once imprisoned in
a tower very much like Repunnzel. Only it wasn't my hair that the queen asked me to let
down."
- "I may not be a priest, but I can
get you to heaven, m'lady."
- "C'mon, sweetie...didn't your mother
ever tell you? A cleric a day keeps the black plague away."
- "I seem to have lost my sex slave,
can I borrow you for a bit?"
 
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