This guy went to the doctors and said:
"Doctor, I'm having problems with my sex life!"
Doctor: "What do you mean?"
Guy: "Well, I'm just not getting
any."
Doctor: "Look out the window
then."
Guy: "Oh yeah, I see that convent.
Good idea Doctor!"
Doctor: "Yes, but see that patch of
mushrooms in front of it?"
The guy looks across and sees a beautiful
young nun picking mushrooms.
The doctor then says, "Well, if you go
place yourself underneath the mushrooms with only your dick sticking out, you certainly
won't regret it."
The next morning, the guy is lying
underneath the patch of mushrooms, with his dick sticking out, as the doctor had said, and
the most beautiful young nun walks along with a basket.
She starts picking mushrooms, while singing
a little song: "One little mushroom for my basket, two little mushrooms for my
basket, three little mushrooms for my basket, four..., four..., four..., four..."
The guy cannot believe it; he is enjoying
this so much.
That night while down at the pub, he is
telling his story to his mates and one of them (who is very drunk) decides to go and try
this out for himself.
So, that night he goes down to the convent,
and places himself underneath the patch of mushrooms, and leaves his dick sticking out. In
the morning, the fattest, most repulsive and butch nun comes along with her basket.
She starts to pick mushrooms, while singing
the same song: "One little mushroom for my basket, two little mushrooms for my
basket, three little mushrooms for my basket, four..., four..., four..., FOUR little
mushrooms for my basket, five little mushrooms for my basket..."
