Two nuns decide they're going to sneak out
of the convent and have a real night on the town. They hit all the bars and dance clubs,
and decide they've finally got to head back to the convent.
To enter the convent's grounds they have to
crawl under some barbed wire. The nuns start crawling under the wire on their bellies.
As they're crawling under the wire, the
first nun turns to the second and says, "I feel like a marine."
The second replies, "Yeah, me too, but
where can you find one this time of night?"