A man is out shopping and discovers a new
brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he
announces to his wife the purchase he just made.
"Olympic condoms?" she asks,
"What makes them so special?"
"There are three colors," he
replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."
"What color are you going to wear
tonight?" she asks cheekily.
"Gold of course," says the man
proudly.
The wife responds, "Really, why don't
you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!"