WHAT A PERFECT WOMAN
WOULD SAY
Dream on, boys!
* I'll swallow it all . . . I love the
taste.
* Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
* I'm bored. Let's shave my little kitty,
you big lion king!
* Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good
porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tammy over for a threesome!
* God..if I don't get to blow you soon, I
swear I'm gonna bust!
* I know it's a lot tighter back there but
would you please try again?
* You're so sexy when you're hungover.
* I'd rather watch football and drink beer
with you than go shopping.
* Let's subscribe to Hustler.
* Would you like to watch me go down on my
girlfriend?
* Say, let's go down to the mall so you can
check out women's asses.
* I'll be out painting the house.
* I love it when you play golf on Sunday's,
I just wish you had time to play on Saturday too.
* Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is
nude sunbathing again, come see!
* I've decided to stop wearing clothes
around the house.
* No, no ... I'll take the car to have the
oil changed.
* Your mother did a great job raising you.
* Do me a favor, forget the stupid
Valentine's day thing and buy yourself new clubs.
* I understand fully...our anniversary
comes every year. You go hunting with the guys, it's a wonderful stress reliever.
* Shouldn't you be down at the bar with
your buddies?
* Not the mall again! Come on let's go to
that new strip joint!
* Listen, I make enough money for the both
of us, why don't you retire and get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8.
* You need your sleep ya big silly, now
stop getting up for the night feedings.
* That was a great fart! Do another one!
* I signed up for yoga so that I can get my
ankles behind my head for you...
 
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