PERSONALITY
TEST
To determine your personality check the
gift you'd most like to get:
1. Candy
2. Flowers
3. A sweet poem
4. Sex
5. Dinner/Dancing
6. Waffle iron
If you answered...
1. CANDY
It means that... You are a sweet person who
enjoys traditional gifts and hopefully likes to share... OR you're a selfish chocoholic
who values a sugar high over everything even true love.
2. FLOWERS
It means that... You love the beauty of
nature, the scent of flowers and appreciate this timeless romantic gesture... OR you get
some twisted joy out of watching vegetation wither and die.
3. A SWEET POEM
It means that... You're a hopeless
romantic, a cultured person who recognizes the power and beauty of the written word... OR
you're used to cheap gifts and like to pass yourself off as a cultured person who
recognizes the power and beauty of the written word.
4. SEX
It means that...You are a passionate soul,
a free spirit who is not afraid to express your sexuality with another consenting adult
and feel that the physical side of love can be meaningful and beautiful... OR you're a
filthy degenerate who is no better than a rutting animal living solely for one carnal
experience after another.
5. DINNER/DANCING
It means that... You enjoy the company of
that special someone and the romantic setting of fine cuisine and candlelight... OR you're
easy to please and probably willing to sell your body for food and a few quick turns
around the dance floor.
6. WAFFLE IRON
It means that... You're a practical person
who believes in gifts that you can actually use... OR you have absolutely no idea of what
gift-giving is all about and probably have some sort of deviant sexual fetish involving
kitchen appliances.
 
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