A woman was shaking out a rug on the
balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the
railing.
"Damn, that was stupid," she
thought as she fell. "What a way to die."
As she passed the 14th floor, a man
standing at his railing caught her in his arms. While she looked at him in disbelieving
gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?"
"No!" she shrieked, aghast.
So, he dropped her. As she passed the 12th
floor, another man reached out and caught her.
"Do you screw?" he asked.
"Of course not!" she exclaimed
before she could stop herself. He dropped her, too.
The poor woman prayed to God for one more
chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor.
