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REASONS WHY A QUICKIE BEATS MARATHON SEX
1. No repetitive-stress injuries.
2. Knocks out insomnia faster than two tabs
of Tylenol PM and a Bud tallboy.
3. Two words: less sweat.
4. On deadline? No problem!
5. Saves on batteries.
6. No guilt associated with saying, "I
think it's time for you to go home now."
7. Two more words: stress reduction.
8. Makes for an interesting elevator ride.
9. Won't ruin your lipstick.
10. Great way to kill time while stuck in
traffic on the way to the beach (if you don't mind rubberneckers).
11. Sometimes you just don't want your toes
sucked.
12. You don't have to worry about
remembering your partner's name.
13. Performance anxiety? What's that?
14. It's something to do while talking to
your parents on the phone.
15. Doesn't give you enough time to notice
he or she smells bad.
16. You don't have to suffer the
embarrassment of having an orgasm in front of someone you hardly know.
17. You can have your after-sex cig in the
cab. That is, after having sex in the cab.
18. A line doesn't form outside the
bathroom at the party.
19. Dinner doesn't get cold.
20. Pillow talk? What's that!
 
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