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ROUGH, TOUGH AND SELFISH

 

A guy walks a woman to the door after there first date. He asks her if she has had a good time.She tells him yes but that to get her really horny she likes her men to be rough, tough and selfish.

The next week the guy picks her up for there evening out dressed in a bikers black leathers. He grabs her throws her on the back of his newly rented Harley and away they go to the nearest bikers bar.

The whole evening is spent drinking and brawling with the bikers. When they get back to her house, he drags her up to the bedroom.

He asks her, "Well, was I rough?"

"Yes," she purrs and rubs herself suggestively.

"And was I tough?" he asks.

"Oh yes," she moans.

"Well them its time to be selfish," he says. So he whips out his penis and gives himself a handjob.

 

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