On the day of the wedding, Sophie was
getting dressed, surrounded by all her family, and she suddenly realized she had forgotten
get any shoes.
Panic!
Then her sister remembered that she had a
pair of white shoes from her wedding so she lent them to Sophie for the day.
Unfortunately, they were a bit too small and by the time the festivities were over
Sophie's feet were in agony.
When she and Edward withdrew to their room
the only thing she could think of was getting her shoes off.
The rest of the Royal Family crowded round
the door to the bedroom and they heard roughly what they expected, grunts, straining
noises and the occasional muffled scream. Eventually they heard Edward say, "God,
that was tight!"
"There," whispered the Queen.
"I told you she was a virgin."
Then, to their surprise, they heard Edward
say. "Right. Now for the other one."
Followed by more grunting and straining and
at last Edward said, "My God. That was even tighter."
"That's my boy," said the Duke.
"Once a sailor, always a sailor!"
