WAYS
TO SAY NO
* I did my own thing and now I've got to
undo it.
* I have to check the freshness dates on my
dairy products.
* I have to floss my pets.
* I have to go to the post office to see if
I'm still wanted.
* I want to spend more time with my
blender.
* I'm attending the opening of my garage
door.
* I'm building a pig from a kit.
* I'm doing door-to-door collecting for
static cling.
* I'm enrolled in aerobic scream therapy.
* I'm getting my overalls overhauled.
* I'm going through cherry cheesecake
withdrawal.
* I'm staying home to work on my mottled
yogurt sculptures.
* I'm teaching my ferret to yodel.
* I'm trying to see how long I can go
without saying yes.
* I've got plans to go downtown to try on
gloves.
* It's my parakeet's bowling night.
* My patent is pending.
* The nice man on television told me to
stay tuned.
 
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