SCIENCE
FICTION GEEK PICKUP LINES
- "Someone must have shot you with a
phaser set on 'stunning.'"
- "I can't help it -- my eyes are
trapped in the gravitational field of your breasts!!"
- "Nice Asimov."
- "Not only can I beam you aboard, I
can beam you a woody."
- "Earth woman, prepare to be
probed!"
- "I'm the droid you're looking
for."
- "Is that a spare Vulcan ear in your
pocket or... well, I'm just asking because some jerk in the parking lot pulled off one of
my Vulcan ears."
- "Hey, baby. I own Microsoft."
- "Your mouth says, 'Shields up!', but
your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'"
- "If I told you you had a beautiful
body, would you watch me masturbate while I download pictures of Jeri Ryan?"
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