SHE
WAS ONLY THE ...
...Admiral's daughter, but her naval base
was always full of seamen.
...Astronaut's daughter, but she knew how
to take off.
...Athlete's daughter, but she was always
ready to play ball.
...Barman's daughter, but she knew how to
pull them.
...Blacksmith's daughter, but she knew how
to forge ahead.
...Bookbinder's daughter, but she knew her
way between the sheets.
...Bricklayer's daughter, but she was
certainly stacked.
...Butcher's daughter, but there wasn't
much more she could loin.
...Cattleman's daughter, but she couldn't
keep her calves together.
...Cave man's daughter, but you should have
seen what dinosaur.
...Chimney sweeps daughter, but she could
haul ash.
...Clergyman's daughter, but you couldn't
put anything pastor.
...Cobbler's daughter, but she was built to
last.
...Communist's daughter, but all the boys
got a share.
...Doctor's daughter, but she really knew
how to operate.
...Draftsman's daughter, but she never knew
where to draw the line.
...Electrician's daughter, but she lit up
half the town.
...Electrician's daughter, but she had good
connections.
...Farmer's daughter, but she knew hundreds
of ways to fertilize.
...Film Censor's daughter, but she didn't
know when to cut it out.
...Fisherman's daughter, but all the guys
swallowed her lines.
...Fishmonger's daughter, but she lay on
the slab and said fillet.
...Flag-wavers daughter, But she'd let her
standards down for anyone.
...Florist's daughter, but she had the best
tulips in town.
...Fruit Vendor's daughter, but she
certainly had a pail.
...Gravedigger's daughter, but she liked
lying under the sod.
...Insurance broker's daughter, but all the
guys liked her policy.
...Jockey's daughter, but all the horse
manure.
...Lighthouse keeper's daughter, but she
never went out at night.
...Milkman's daughter, but she was cream of
the crop.
...Moonshiner's daughter, but I love her
still.
...Musician's daughter, but she knew all
the bars in town.
...Optician's daughter, but after a few of
glasses made a spectacle of herself.
...Parachutists daughter, but she was
free-4-all
...Philanthropist's daughter, but she kept
giving things away.
...Photographer's daughter, but she was
really developed.
...Pitcher's daughter, but you should have
seen her curves.
...Plumber's daughter, but she made good
use of her fixtures.
...Professor's daughter, but she gave all
the boys a lesson.
...Real Estate Agent's daughter, but she
gave a lot away.
...Road Worker's daughter, but she knew how
to get her asphalt.
...Statistician's daughter, but she knew
all the standard deviations.
...Steelworker's daughter, but you should
see that pig iron.
...Telegrapher's daughter, but she sure
didit... didit... didit....
...Tree Feller's daughter, but t'ree fellas
were never enough for her.
...Undertaker's daughter, but she knew how
to lay a stiff.
...Vacuum Salesman's daughter, but she knew
how to suck!
...Violinists daughter, but she took off
her G-string and all the boys fiddled.
...Weatherman's daughter, but she sure had
a warm front.
...Woodcutter's daughter, but you could
hear her ring bark for miles.
 
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