THE
STUTTERER
These two guys meet after not having seen
each other for many, many years.
The first guy asks the second guy,
"How have things been going?"
Second guy speaking very slowly tells the
first guy, "I w a s a l m o s t m a r r i e d."
The first guy says in amazement, "Hey,
you don't stutter any more."
The answer comes, "Y e s I w e n
t t o a d o c t o r a n d h e t o l d m e
t h a t i f I
s p e a k s l o w l y I w i l l n o t s t u t t e r."
The first friend congratulates him and than
asks again about how he was almost married.
"W e l l m y f i a n c e e
a n d I w e r e s i t t i n g o n h e r p o r c
h a n d t h e d o g w a s s c r a t c h i n g h i
s b a c k a n d I t o l d h e r t h a t w h e n
w e a r e m a r r i e d
s h e c a n d o t h a t f o r m e a n d s
h e t h r e w t h e r i n g i n m y f a c e."
"Why should she throw the ring in your
face for that?" asks the first friend.
"W e l l, I s p e a
k s o s l o w l y t h a t b y t h e t i m e s h
e l o o k e d a t t h e d o g,
h e w a s l i c k i n g h i s b a l l s!"
 
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