Susie was desperate for her new husband to
go down on her. After everything from subtle innuendo to outright begging had failed, she
finally resorted to trickery.
"Honey," she called breathily
from the bedroom one night, "Can you help me a sec? I've got a tampon stuck inside
me. I'm sure you can get it out if you use your teeth."
Disgusted, the husband pulled the diamond
engagement right off her finger and pushed it way up inside her.
"Owwww!" yelped the young bride.
"What did you do that for?"
"You really expect me to go poking
around down there," snarled her husband, "for a lousy tampon?