WATER
(this is a gross one...)
There are these three guys in a desert
dying of dehydration. Off in the horizon they see a house and finally manage to struggle
to it. The first guy goes up to the door to ask for water. The door is opened by this
really old, wart-covered, puss covered, scaly, toothless old woman.
"C-c-c-can I h-h-h-have some
w-w-w-water for me and m-my friends?" he asks.
She replied, "I will... if you have
sex with me."
The guy pukes all over the woman and runs
back to his friends.
"You guys would not believe who
answered the door. Some really gross old lady!" he tells them. "She said we
could have water if I had sex with her."
"Why didn't you then?" asks he
second guy.
"Because she was so ugly, I was sick
and couldn't do it!"
"Oh, you are such a wuss. I'll go up
to the door," the second guy says.
He goes up to the door and rings the bell.
The old hag answers.
"W-w-w-w-w-w-waaaaaa......" He
uses all of his will power to not hurl.
"Water? Yes, I have water," she
says knowingly. "But you have to have sex with me."
"AAAAA
UUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!"
He runs back to his friends and before he
could say a word, the third guy goes to the door and rings the bell.
"What do you want for some
water?"
"You have to have sex with me."
Knowing that if he doesn't do something, he
and his friends will all die. So he follows the lady into her kitchen.
"Do me here," she told him.
He sees 3 ears of corn on the counter and
gets an idea.
"Lay back and close your eyes. And
keep them closed!"
The witch lays back and spreads her legs.
The guy nearly pukes after seeing this. He picks up an ear of corn and screws her with it.
Finally she is finished. He throws the corn out the window.
"Oh, God. That was the best orgasm of
my life. If you do that again I will give you a million dollars."
"Then lay back and close your eyes
again."
This she does and he does her with the
second ear of corn until she is satisfied. Then he throws it out the window. This time she
doesn't even open her eyes.
"If you do that again, I will give you
a Jeep so you can get out of the desert."
"Eyes closed," he says.
Then he does her with the last piece of
corn. He brings her to multiple orgasms.
"Ohhhhhhhhh........ The water, money
and Jeep are outside," she says as she squirms in ecstasy.
So he runs like hell outside and grabs the
water and money and jumps into the Jeep. He wonders where his friends are and drives
around to find them. He finds them by the window.
One of the guys says to him, "Hey,
man. I hope you had fun. We just ate the three best pieces of buttered corn you could have
imagined!"
 
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