Chad went to a bar and ordered a drink. A
few minutes, a beautiful blonde sat down next to him and started coming on to him. Soon
she invited him back to her place. Overcome with excitement, Chad agreed.
When they got to the bedroom, Chad
exclaimed "Wow! A waterbed. I've never had sex on a waterbed before."
Soon they were both naked and going at it.
The blonde stopped him and said, "Before we go any further, don't you think you
should put on some protection?"
"Good idea," he responded and got
up. Chad walked out of the room, and when he came back, he was wearing a life preserver.