YOU
KNOW YOU'VE HAD WILD SEX WHEN...
* Your mattress has turned into a giant
sponge.
* It takes five minutes to un-knot your
bodies.
* An earthquake of 3.4 on the Richter Scale
is recorded in your area.
* The cat's exhausted from just watching
you.
* A trampoline company has to come to
adjust your bed springs.
* You've both gone down one clothing size.
* You cancel your chiropractic appointment.
There's nothing left to adjust.
* You have to breathe into a brown paper
bag.
* Boy, are you hungry!
* You're absolutely satisfied yet
uncontrollably horny at the same time.
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