A man decided to have a face lift for his
birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really great about the result. On his way home he
stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the sales clerk, "I
hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"About 35," was the reply.
"I'm actually 47," the man says,
feeling really happy.
After that, he goes into McDonalds for
lunch and asks the order taker, the same question, to which the reply is, "Oh you
look about 29."
"I am actually 47!" This makes
him feel really good.
While standing at the bus stop he asks an
old woman the same question. She replies, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is
going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand
down your pants for ten minutes I will be able to tell your exact age."
As there was no one around, the man thought
what the hell and let her slip her hand down his pants. Ten minutes later the old lady
says. "Okay, it's done. You are 47."
Stunned, the man says, "That was
brilliant! How did you do that?"
The old lady replies, "I was in line
behind you at McDonalds."
