One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a
Lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into a saloon in the nearest town.
"I'm lookin' for the meanest toughest and roughest hooker in the Yukon," he said
to the bartender.
"We got her," replied the
bartender. "She's upstairs in the second room on the right."
The miner handed the bartender a gold
nugget to pay for the hooker and two beers . He grabbed the bottles, stomped up the
stairs, kicked the door open on the second door on the right and yelled, "I'm looking
for the meanest roughest and toughest hooker in the Yukon."
The woman inside the room looked at the
miner and said, "You found her!"
Then she stripped naked, bent over and
grabbed her ankles. "How do you know I want that position first?" asked the
miner.
"I don't," replied the hooker.
"But I thought you might want to open those beers first."
