An Amish woman and her daughter were riding
in an open buggy one cold, blustery January day. The daughter said to the mother, "My
hands are freezing cold."
The mother replied, "Put your hands
between your legs,the body heat will warm them up." So the daughter did, and
her hands warmed up.
A few days later, the daughter was riding
in the buggy with her boyfriend. The boyfriend said, "My hands are freezing
cold." The daughter said, "Put them between my legs, they'll warm
up."
The next day, the boyfriend is driving in
the buggy with the daughter. He said, "My nose is freezing cold."
The daughter said, "Put it between my legs, it will warm up." He
did, and his nose quickly warmed up.
Again, the next day, the boyfriend is
driving with the daughter and he told her, "My penis is frozen solid."
She once again, gave her standard advice.
Later that day, the daughter is driving in
the buggy with her Mother. She asked, "Mother, have you ever heard of a
penis?"
The slightly concerned Mother replied,
"Sure, but why do you ask?"
The daughter answered, "Well, I
just wondered......do they always make such a big mess when they thaw out?"
