Once, there was a man who was upset by his
past deeds that he decided to visit a church and confess all of his sins. When he arrived
at the church, he walked to the confession area and spoke to the pastor.
"Father, I am sinful."
"Yes son, just tell me what have you
done, the Lord will forgive you."
"Father, I have a steady relationship
with my girlfriend. It's been 3 years and nothing serious ever happened between us.
Yesterday, I visited her house and nobody was at home except for her sister. We were alone
and I slept with her."
"That's bad my boy. Fortunately you
realize your mistake."
"Father, last week I went to her
office to look for her, but nobody was around except for one of her colleagues, so I slept
with her too."
"That's not very good of you."
"Father, last month, I went to her
uncle's house to look for her. Nobody was around except for her auntie, and I slept with
her too."
"Father? ......... Father?"
suddenly this guy realized that there was no response from the Father. He walked over and
discovered that the Pastor was not there. So he began searching for him.
"Father? Where are you?"
He searched high and low, and finally he
found him hiding under the table behind the piano.
"Father, why are you hiding
here?"
"Sorry son, suddenly I remembered
there is nobody around here except me."
