I think we could balance the Federal Budget
if we taxed sex. Everyone would pay their share. Young people would pay more taxes and
your tax liability would decrease as you got older. (some of us)
It would also promote family values. How
would you like to come home to your wife and have her ask, "Honey, why is your tax
bill larger than mine?" Or be a teenager and come home to your dad with your tax tax
bill in his hand.
We wouldn't have to pay people to work for
the IRS, they would be paying to work there just so they could review peoples returns.
Locker room conversations would change... "Get a load of this tax bill!"
The forms would change a little also. We
would now have a 1040Quickee. And it would give a whole new meaning to the phrase..
"Substantial penalty for early withdrawal."
