THE BIG APPLE
Miss Annabelle has just returned from her
big trip to New York City and is having refreshments on the front porch of her daddy's
mansion with her Southern Belle friends. She tells them the stories of her trip as they
stare spellbound.
"You just wouldn't believe what they
have there in New York City," says Miss Annabelle. "They have men there who kiss
other men on the lips."
Miss Annabelle's friends fan themselves and
say, "Oh my! Oh my!"
"They call them homosexuals,"
proclaims Miss Annabelle.
"They also have women there in New
York City who kiss other women on the lips!"
"Oh my! Oh my," exclaim the
girls. "What do they call them?" they asked.
"They call them lesbians," says
Miss Annabelle.
"They also have men who kiss women
between the legs, there in New York City," sighs Miss Annabelle.
"Oh my! Oh my! Oh my," exclaim
the girls as they sit on the edge of their chairs and fan themselves even faster.
"What do they call them?" they ask in unison.
Miss Annabelle leans forward and says in a
hush, "Why when I caught my breath, I called him 'Precious'!"
  
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