One day Billy Bob goes to town wearing
nothing but his gun belt and boots.
The sheriff spots him and asks, "What
the hell are you doing walking around town dressed like that?"
B.B. replies, "Well sheriff, it's a
long story. Me and Mary Lou was down on the farm and we started a-cuddlin'. Mary Lou said
we should go in the barn and we did. Inside the barn we started a-kissin' and a-cuddlin'
and things got pretty hot and heavy. Well, Mary Lou said we should go up on the
hill. So we did. Up on the hill we started a-kissin' and a-cuddlin' and then, all of
a sudden, Mary Lou up and took off all her clothes and said I should take off mine, too.
So I took off all my clothes, 'cept for my gun belt and my boots. Mary Lou lay on
the ground and opened her legs and then, for some strange reason she said, "Billy
Bob, go to town!"
