CONDOM SLOGANS
1) Cover your stump before you hump
2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3) Don't be silly, protect your Willie
4) When in doubt shroud you spout
5) Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6) You can't go wrong, if you shield your
dong
7) If your not going to sack it, go home
and whack it
8) If you think she's spunky, cover your
monkey
9) If you go into heat, package your meat
10) Especially in December, gift wrap your
member
11) Don't make a mistake, cover your snake
12) Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener
13) If you can't shield your rocket, leave
it in your pocket
14) No glove, no love
15) Encase that torch before you paint her
porch
16) Put your dog in the pound and make her
yelp like a hound
17) It's always funky to cage your monkey
18) Don't be a fool cover your tool
19) Can your worm before you squirm
20) Plug your funnel then enter the tunnel
21) House your noodle then release your
strudel
22) Sock that wanger before you bang her
23) While you're undressing Venus, dress up
your penis
24) Wrap that tool to catch the drool
 
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